Monday, August 10, 2009

How to be a Great Healer

Dear people, believe me, it's easy to become a great Healer.
First of all you need a couple of experts in show business, and of course a financier. Also you will need a good organized that will take take care of the things you will sell to your "patients". (Golden Stars, fingers of Saints, candles, crucifixes, dream-catchers, Holy Water, your autographed picture and some booklets )
Next step, choose a weird, kind of Shamanic name.
Some propaganda and you will have your first show. Anxious people and at least five friends of yours that will cry and shout words like "Miracle..!.I am Healed", Now I can walk without pain..! This must be done after you put your hands in the patients heads of just look at them like Braco does. If things are done professionally, the placebo effect will work instantly. This means that those who are not cured at all will say nothing but those who were suggestible enough will tell others about your miraculous powers.
Once the whole thing is well organized you practice lots of Healing tourism, but please, please, tell your lawyers to write something like this:

Legal disclaimer
The sessions with Braco are not related to a specific religion, church.or ideology.

They are open to everybody independent from religion, race, color and culture.

Braco does not promise any help or cure and the session with him is no replacement of medical help or therapies, which your doctors prescribed.

Please follow the advise of your doctors at any time before and after your session and go on consulting the doctors at any health problem.

Braco tries to give something to his visitors in addition to the help of the doctors but he does not replace the use of doctors, of medicine and therapies.

Instead of Braco put your own name .

You see, a poor doctor, after years of learning Medicine, cannot put this Legal Disclaimer in his/her consult. If he does, there will be no patients at all.

This is why becoming a Great Healer is easy and without big risks.

Please, let me say the magic words...GIVE ME A BREAK..!

Be Happy and Well, and thanks for your Time

James Black