There is a man who rules the world
he has no scepter and needs no sword.
He put an end to his career
in a hot tube without a tear.
Now, as a prophet he is always wrong
and in predictions he's no more strong.
His psychic readings are a disaster
but he believes himself a Master.
Improper posts he writes for kids
using expressions that law forbids.
Of the liars' kingdom he has the Crown,
but for decent people he is a clown.
